

I won’t take a bullet for anyone because if I have time to jump in front of a bullet, you have time to move.
y’know, you probably just made tons of songs seem completely pointless.
I can’t decide if
- someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed a cheeseburger
- a cheeseburger stabbed someone
- a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger
Only finding the video of this will answer the question.
The only thing rivaling my happiness over the defeat of DOMA is Aaron Diaz’ reaction to it.
EDIT: 1.6k notes later and I realized there was a tweet repeat. Fix’d!
omg…this is too funny
I’m actually crying