"You don’t go to college to get educated. You go to college to sound smart at dinner parties and swim..."

“You don’t go to college to get educated. You go to college to sound smart at dinner parties and swim in a pool of attractive, like-minded, similarly aged, potential fuck partners.”



- Emily Axford- College Humor: Yay or Nay, should you go to college? (via no-mercy-in-this-dojo)