Re. the photo of the store, which is fab (I love stores at that hour, too). Your phone's camera seems to be getting even worse. That's Barbra Streisand-levels of blurry obfuscation there. Hilariously Instagram-mocking "arty," as you desire, but, still, you might want to buy a bag of rice and put your f@cked-up phone in it over a weekend to get some of the moisture out of there before the images are Barbara Walters-level obscured.

I was thinking of smearing it with some vaseline instead. I figure if I can maximize the blur it’ll be at least four times as artistic.