Thursday, 6 June 2013

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thefrogman: Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of...

































thefrogman:



Come one, come all to Bill Shatner’s School of Overacting !


Forget subtle, nuanced performances. Those are boring and forgettable. Learn how to say your lines with gusto!


In this course you will learn such techniques as…



  • The double fist shake

  • The naughty kitten

  • The cultural appropriation

  • The self bitch slap

  • The enthusiastic mime stuck in a box

  • The nipple hardener

  • The sweaty declaration of self

  • The “this wall is amazing”


And many more!



Monday, 3 June 2013

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mellamisa: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: The first television...





































mellamisa:



iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:




The first television appearance of Gru from Despicable Me! (x)

“I’m going to destroy your chair!”


OH MY FUCKING GOD STEVE CARELL



He said he was from abq omg


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wildcat2030: No, Mermaids Do Not Exist What Animal Planet’s...





wildcat2030:



No, Mermaids Do Not Exist


What Animal Planet’s fake documentaries don’t tell you about the ocean.


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This week, Animal Planet aired two fake documentaries claiming to show scientific evidence of mermaids. I say “fake documentaries” because that’s exactly what The Body Found and The New Evidence are. The “scientists” interviewed in the show are actors, and there’s a brief disclaimer during the end credits. However, the Twitter conversation surrounding the show (#Mermaids) reveals that many viewers are unaware that the show isn’t real. (Sample Tweets: “After watching the documentary #Mermaids the body found … I believe there are mermaids!!!” and “90% of the ocean is unexplored and you’re telling me #mermaids don’t exist”—which has been retweeted more than 800 times.) It is, after all, airing on a network that claims to focus on educating viewers about the natural world. “The Body Found” was rightfully described “the rotting carcass of science television,” and I was shocked to see Animal Planet air a sequel.


As a marine biologist, I can tell you unequivocally that despite millennia of humans exploring the ocean, no credible evidence of the existence of mermaids has ever been found. Some claim that manatees are the source of the legend, but you’d have to be at sea an awfully long time to think that a manatee is a beautiful woman. Sure, new species are discovered all the time, but while a new species of bird or insect is fascinating, it doesn’t mean “anything is possible,” and it is certainly not equivalent to finding a group of talking, thinking humanoids with fish tails covering half of their bodies. The confusion generated by “The Body Found” got to be so significant that the United States government issued an official statement on the matter. (via Mermaids aren’t real: Animal Planet’s fake documentaries misrepresent ocean life. - Slate Magazine)



Saturday, 1 June 2013

msdeenyc: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: xekstrin: literall...

































msdeenyc:



gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:



xekstrin:



literally the perfect man



if you’re not in love with neil patrick harris you’re wrong



I love him.



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Left vs Right http://bit.ly/146LGYZ





Left vs Right

http://bit.ly/146LGYZ


John Cleese Explaining Stupidity http://bit.ly/19wFhZh





John Cleese Explaining Stupidity

http://bit.ly/19wFhZh


I walked away from the last great Time War. I marked the...










I walked away from the last great Time War. I marked the passing of the Time Lords. I saw the birth of the universe and watched as time ran out, moment by moment, until nothing remained. No time, no space. Just me. I walked in universes where the laws of physics were devised by the mind of a madman! And I watched universes freeze and creation burn.