Sunday, 5 January 2014

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill: notforbreakfast: The...

travellingcompanionstephrogers: chafing-nipples: modmad: nooby...





travellingcompanionstephrogers:



chafing-nipples:



modmad:



nooby-banana:



becauseimdavefuckinstrider:



jim fucking carrey



jim fucking carrey



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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.



This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people


moc-tod-ffuts-modnar: That is too much power for one human...





moc-tod-ffuts-modnar:



That is too much power for one human being



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sushinfood: hoshee: vaporheart-archive: i think something...





sushinfood:



hoshee:



vaporheart-archive:



i think something went wrong



The sorting hat is never wrong. You are in leg house.



oh my god